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How I learned to stop changing everyone's default search engine to Bing, and as a result found myself on the wrong end of a cease and desist letter from…
Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Power Rankings, Edition #4
You can only go wrong with one of these options. Guess which one!
Democratic Presidential Candidate Power Rankings, Edition #4
The power ranking beatings will continue until the Dumb Motherfucker drops out for good
Democratic Vice Presidential Power Rankings, Edition #3
You can't insufficiently cyberbully Dean Phillips
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Democratic Presidential Candidate Power Rankings, Edition #3
Some Dumb Motherfucker decided he's fancy and cool and a special little fucking boy so I'm back with another one of these
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LET CALIFORNIA’S OVER-EXTRAVAGANT TODDLER BIRTHDAY PARTIERS FLY TO FORT KENT, MAINE, AND LET THEM STAY THERE
(for, you know, at least 2-3 months)
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Taylor Swift Dumps Joe Alwyn for Guy With Jacuzzi
"It just really better fits my vibe right now, you know?"
Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Power Rankings, Edition #2
It's come to my attention that in the last presidential candidate power rankings that I did not release the vice presidential candidate power rankings…
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